Slow

Today seemed to go by in slow motion. stuck in traffic going to work. work was eternal. Stuck in traffic going home. The check out lady at the grocery store was well....slow.

I get home tonight, excited to eat my dinner that was being "slow" cooked int the crock pot.

No way .

Yes ladies and gentlemen that is BLACK , CHARRED, Swiss Chicken.

I give up. I've taking NyQuil and headed to bed.